31 Funny Mothers Day Messages That Will Make Her Happy

31 Funny Mothers Day Messages That Will Make Her Happy

Happy Mothers Day Messages 2018: Mother’s day 2018 is quite close and if you’re looking for Funny Mothers Day Messages to reminiscing your relationship with your Mom, then here’s everything you need to make her laugh. Send these funny messages to your mom via text or write them down on a greeting card for your mom. You guy’s can also check out these amazing Happy Mothers Day Gifs 2018 which I shared previously with you guys. Don’t forget to check out  Happy Mothers Day Wishes 2018.

 

Funny Mothers Day Messages

Check out 31 Funny Mothers Day Messages

#1 Funny Mothers Day Messages

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

 

#2 Funny Mothers Day Messages

It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.

 

#3 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

 

#4 Funny Mothers Day Messages

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

 

#5 Funny Mothers Day Messages

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

 

#6 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.

 

#7 Funny Mothers Day Messages

I couldn’t afford a present for my mother, so I made her some stretch marks.

 

#8 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Tell me I’m turning into my mother and I’ll actually take it as a compliment.

 

#9 Funny Mothers Day Messages

For all the love you have given to me one day I will pay your nursing bill definitely.

 

#10 Funny Mothers Day Messages

I would make breakfast in bed if you had taught me how to cook.Happy Mothers day mom.

 

#11 Funny Mothers Day Messages

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet.

 

#12 Funny Mothers Day Messages

I hope my mom appreciates the mother day call she will get from me using the cell phone she still pays for it.Happy Mothers day mom.

 

#13 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Mom, it is so great how much we have gotten closer since you started texting me instead of calling.

 

#14 Funny Mothers Day Messages

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

 

#15 Funny Mothers Day Messages

In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.

 

#16 Funny Mothers Day Messages

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

 

#17 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

 

#18 Funny Mothers Day Messages

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

 

#19 Funny Mothers Day Messages

I want to thank you for not leaving me on someone’s threshold.  Happy Mother’s Day!

 

#20 Funny Mothers Day Messages

A worried mother does a better research than the FBI.

 

#21 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Mum, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically!

 

#22 Funny Mothers Day Messages

I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favorite child!

 

#23 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Mom, I can’t even imagine how proud you are of me for remembering to send you Mothers Day card!

 

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#24 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Moms are superheroes with special lie-detecting abilities. Supermoms don’t wear disguises, but sometimes they carry big purses with everything you’d ever need. Happy Mother’s Day. Can I have some gum?

 

#25 Funny Mothers Day Messages

You always knew how to answer my questions, no matter how difficult. So you have a great Mother’s Day, ‘Because I said so!

 

#26 Funny Mothers Day Messages

You brought me into this world, and then you protected the world from me. Thanks for keeping everybody safe while I was growing up.

 

#27 Funny Mothers Day Messages

I don’t know any other mom who would put up with me as well as you.

 

#28 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Moms are trainers for when you have a crummy boss. I stopped asking and just do what I’m supposed to, ‘because you said so.

 

#29 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Mom, I just realized that you must have worked for the CIA or something. There’s no denying your ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noise, and see out the back of your head.

 

#30 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Mom turned backward is still mom. Mom flipped upside down is wow, as in ‘Wow, your room is actually clean!’ You’d flip if you ever saw my room clean. Happy Mother’s Day!

 

#31 Funny Mothers Day Messages

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same and most mothers kiss and scold together.

 

I hope you guys like these Funny Mothers Day Messages. Share these Funny Mothers Day Messages with your mom and make her feel very happy this year. Don’t forget to share this post with your friends and family via facebooktwitter, and WhatsApp.

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